There Hasn't Been A 5 O'Clock Shadow As Hot In The Streets As White Sox Dave's Since Don Johnson
Saw this tweet on Sunday night and expected way more admiration for White Sox Dave's 5 o'clock shadow.
I mean look at this.
(Be nice and kindly ignore everything in this pic besides Dave's shadow)
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That's with #NOFILTER!
It flat out doesn't get the respect it deserves.
In fact, it draws a lot of hate from a lot of people that are jealous of it.
Like one of history's all-time great h8er's Smitty.
The same Smitty that took the original pic and replaced it with the altered version to make Dave basically look like this guy -
That picture was grossly embellished, as Dave informed everybody in his rebuttal blog.
So back to Sunday night. When I saw that tweet from the redline account with Marty I was SHOCKED to see Smitty hadn't piled on.
For how much attention Dave's shadow got from the pic from the Chicago office dinner at La Scarola (Top 2 Italian joint in Chicago) to not really a peep now does it mean people are finally coming to their senses and realizing how awesome Dave's facial hair game is?
Here's the original pic for reference -
That one is NOT exaggerated in photoshop. It's just naturally magnificent.
The only thing hotter than White Sox Dave's takes the past 5 months has been his facial hair game.
So hot in fact that I would venture to say he deserves to be mentioned in the best 5 o'clock shadows of all-time discussion.
I posed the question on the twitter
these were some of the better responses and no-brainers.
Are we talking A League of Their Own Rosie or Talk Show Rosie? Please clarify.
Next one is pretty much a no-brainer.
Has anybody ever seen Jason Stathem shaved?
Fuckin stud.
Devlin with an under the radar choice -
Great answer.
Guy looks way better with a shadow than without
The dude from House was a great answer. AKA Hugh Laurie. One of the wittiest motherfuckin characters ever.
Jon Hamm the Cardinals fan? Whatever I guess.
False. Clooney did not invent the look. Guy does look good with some stubble though.
Before I turn anymore of you gay with gif's of handsome dudes lets get down to business.
White Sox Dave and his grade-A facial hair.
I agree with you guys but he sadly just got edged out of my top 5 list. Let's see where he falls.
The top 10 are as follows, after the honorable mentions.
HONORABLE MENTION
Jean Claude Van Damm -
All The Bad Guys from The 90s Baseball Movies (Rookie Of The Year, Major League)
Mickey Rourke -
Henrik Lundquist -
Stamos -
Gerard Butler -
#10 - Dave Williams -
#9 - McGruber-
#8 - Thor -
#7 - Richard Greico -
#6 - David Beckham
#5 - Sly Stallone -
#4 - Hollywood Hogan -
#3- Razor Ramon -
#2 - Don Johnson -
#1- George Michael
p.s. - Truth
p.p.s. - I lol'd
p.p.p.s. - true or false?